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posted by Glenn Osborn at 8:46 AM

Dear Friend,

Thank you for visiting this FREE "Me" Ebay page -- Website -- where "YOU"
will get $1000's of dollars of FREE GOD-LIKE NLP.

Why can you get some of my pre-tested GOD-LIKE NLP and marketing - FREE?

Three reasons:

#1 - You may know my goal is to make bidders extra money - even before they
buy. Since my clients and I use some or all of the 5 strategies below. And
use them VERY profitably. Those of you who try something... Will get
something back.

#2 - You will understand that my little Ebay hobby is getting out of hand.
So "A" I tell you here that except thru Ebay you cannot buy NLP or Marketing
audio programs from me. "B" You few "Eagles" who pass the IQ Test below will
be allowed to talk to (perhaps join) the members of the "Big Red Nose Club".
Which brings me to Reason #3.

#3 - You see, members of the "Big Red Nose Club" are handed a 100% all
natural product. Even better. The product sells itself. Better yet. Each
person who buys tells their friends. Some of them buy. It's not a drug,
stimulant or other "sneaky" added energy product. The supplying company has
been around more than 15 years. They are very bad at sales. But still make
a lot of money. The energy and health product is THAT good.

The benefits are BIG:

• You get a lot of extra energy.
• No cold or flu - ever.
• Better memory.
• Sharper thinking. You get smarter so you can do more with less time and effort.
• Some aches and pains and health problems go away.

Here's what YOU will be able to do IF you pass the IQ Test below:

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Extra Energy for 45 Yr Old Gina

Noseketeer: I met Gina in Church. We went to lunch at the Victorian Tea
House afterwards. As we were talking I said,

"I found this new product that gives me extra energy. It's a new, improved
kind of __________ -- super nutrition "

Question: "What happened?

Noseketeer: "Gina got curious. She told me she could use some extra energy.
So I swollowed 10 vegetarian Capsules and gave her 10.

Question: "Dry?

"No. I washed mine down with Loose Leaf Peppermint Tea. Gina had Green
Oolong. After 20 minutes of talk Gina got a surprised look on her face. Her
cheeks got flushed. She said, "I feel something. I feel BETTER. I feel some
energy. Where does this stuff come from? How can I get more? "

"Then I told her the rest of the story.

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Rachel Gets Extra Energy at Age 52

Phil was drinking carrot juice. Rachel is eating pizza.

Phil describes Rachel as a junk food eater. Hamburger, french fries, potato
salad and 2 or 3 Cokes a day.

Phil says, "I ate my 10 veggie capsules and gave Rachel 10.

In 15 minutes Rachel's face got pink. She became more humorous, giggly and
lively. But when I asked her if she felt any different Rachel said, "No."

Question: So what did you do next?

Phil: "I fed her 10 more Super Nutrition capsules. In another 10 minutes she
was red from the neck up. Do you feel any different? Rachel said, "No."

I told her to get out her mirror compact and look at herself.

Rachel: "Oh my goodness. I had no idea."

There is no negative effect from eating Super Veggies. Rachel is now
planning to get some more capsules and do a longer test. To see if she will
eventually notice and feel extra energy.

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IF you can pass the Golden Rule IQ Test - YOU will learn the rest of the
story too.

What's in it for you?

Even if you don't pass the IQ Test right away. Just doing the Homework may
change your life in surprising ways. The strategies we're handing out just
below DO make money and friends for some of our very, very affluent mentors.

If you DO qualify - You will get some personal time on the phone with Glenn
and many $1000's of dollars of free NLP and marketing. And proven money
making products, information and services customized for you.

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Just in case... I get this question a lot. "What does NLP mean?"

NLP is (hypnosis with your eyes open -- my definition)

neuro linguistic programming.

You can lead, influence, control and manipulate - sell others by talking to
their subconscious minds.

Unless you know some GOD-like NLP basics the following companies CONTROL you
and your wallet.

McDonalds - hidden nlp commands. "Do --you want fries-- with that?"

Only your unconscious mind hears (and obeys the Hypnotic command)

Greeters at Wal/Mart doors wear blue. (When 100's of people were hypnotized
and shown major colors they said blue made them feel "Intense trust."

Romance novels sell 40% of all books in the world

TV ministers use NLP --- with a trowel.

Info-mercial makers attended a "Mind Capture" seminar - top Hypnotists and
psychologists around the world taught them how to GET your money.

Madonna, Garth, Gloria Estefan, Babyface, LL Cool j - All billion dollar
music stars use Hypnotic Trance lyrics - that create endorphins in the
pleasure centers of the brain. Customers LUV the feeling. Rush out and buy
the entire album.

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Here's how it works.

Step I - You read thru the 5 FREE God-Like NLP Homework Strategies - "Your
NLP IQ TEST!" Implement ANY one and you PASS. Lots of others have already
tried these & succeeded. That's how you get a FREE spot on our GOD-LIKE NLP
Conference Phone Call.

Step II - Test it, try it out...lead, control - make a few people act Smile,
Grin, Act silly, goofy or STUPID. This stuff is so powerful if you TRY - it
works. You literally cannot do it wrong. Then write up your success in a
short E-mail. Sent to me at goglennalan@aol.com. An E-mail which
specifically gives me permission to share your success - anonymously - with
others.

Let's repeat that:

Pass-Fail - Apply one idea. Write a paragraph telling what you did and what
happened.
E-mail me at goglennalan@aol.com with a note, "You can use this in any of
your marketing - Glenn." Bingo!!! You are ON our FREE monthly God-Like NLP
Conference Call - where you get what others have paid $1000's of dollars for.
But all God-Like NLP that is "different" from that in our Ebay audio
auctions.

I repeat - You cannot buy direct from me at any time during this process.
All of this is done to ADD VALUE. So there is more than ONE winner per Ebay
auction! It's FUN too!

The goal:

You are VERY happy. You get hundreds of dollars of FREE - proven, tested
NLP homework to ENJOY and have fun with. BE CAREFUL. What you are getting
is VERY powerful.

Ebay is happy. They make the same or even more profit if final prices JUMP
higher.

I am happy. I can spend more time with higher paying clients.

OK...

Your God-Like NLP Homework AND "NLP IQ TEST"

CAN you QUALIFY? Let's find out!

God-Like NLP Homework -- IQ Test Strategy #1:

#1 - Ebay bidders have had more success with this than anything else we've
given them. Both men and women. One card gets you a smile. By your 3rd or
4th card - just holding up the card gets you laughter and incredible service.

Rays' success Story with 3 by 5 cards"

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Glenn,

• She was busy in the kitchen. I watched her for a moment. Wrote on the card:
• THANK YOU at the top, then
• Dear Terry,
• I am amazed how well you take care of the house,
• our kids and me and still do an outstandingjob at work.

• THANK YOU
• Ray

I waited for her to notice me watching and when she did I handed her the
card. Later that night as we were going to bed. I said thank you again and
told her I really meant it. POW, it worked.

Hope this helps.

Ray

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Ok. I've used two versions of this. Each comes from our 200 million dollar
mentor. The more GOD-LIKE NLP you know the deeper the "Happy" trance this
creates. But even without knowing NLP - you will get some GOD-LIKE Results!

***Directions:***

Get some 3 by 5 cards. Write "Thank You" in magic marker or ink across the
top of each.

When at a restaurant - watch your Waitress. Or observe your girl friend,
wife, husband, sons, daughters - at home.

Use their name. Compliment a specific thing they do well. Nothing physical.
They get that
"T & A" stuff from all the ignorant guys.

For example:

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THANK YOU

Dear Mary,

Thank you for doing such a great job. I noticed you took the time to talk to
the chef about what was fresh today. Then told us.

or

Thank you for caring. You were really good with that little boy at the next
table. Getting down at his "short person" level to talk is smart marketing.

or

Thank you for working so hard in my behalf. You must work out - lift
weights. How you carry that huge tray of food beats me.

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Here's Will's Dollar Bill Testimonial. I tried this without using any NLP.
Still got a lot more personal attention from my waitress than usual. AND
more food! If the waitress asks, "why are you handing me dollar bills" say,
"I read in the Wall Street Journal that people in Chile tip during the meal.
Thought I'd try it." (Glenn here - Who knows how they tip in Chile? Not me.
Or the waiter either!)

Dear Glenn,

Today I did another test. So here we go…

I took my wife's sister out for her birthday. I don't
really like her… to tell you the truth… I think she's
a @*#%&!…

Whatever.

But…

This looked like the perfect time to test out the tip
technique. 5 of us sat down (my wife, me, her sister,
our brother-in-law, and their 18 year old daughter).

As everyone went to the buffet, my wife asked the
waitress to bring us a birthday cake later for her
sister. The restaurant was busy… the waitress was
carrying tons of dishes… she gave my wife this leer…
this loooong "why are you asking me this sh*t" LEER…

"Sure thing" came out of the waitress's mouth.

I told my wife to go get her food… "I will handle
everything".

When the waitress came back with our drinks… I reached
into my pants pocket… the front one that sometimes the
inner pocket folds and you can't get any damn thing
out of it… and I gave her one-dollar. She looks at me
funny. Shakes her head back and forth… then walks on.

Now we all are sitting at the table. A large one…
with other tables right up next to us… you have to be
careful when you get up or you would bump into someone
while they are eating.

The waitress comes to get an empty plate… I give her
one-dollar. She now looks at me in my eyes… then
walks on.

The waitress returns… pours drinks for the table… I
give her one-dollar. She starts the giggle… a huge
smile comes up on her face… then walks on.

Now a new waitress walks by… she pours us more drinks.
I give her one-dollar. She starts to giggle… then
she walks on.

Another waitress comes by… pours our drinks… I give
out the old trusty dollar… she starts to giggle… then
she walks on.

Now… we can't take more than two swallows before a
waitress is pouring us drinks… I'm still handing out
the good old dollar.

I look around our table… looking at the other tables.
Glasses waiting for someone to fill them… like being
lost out in the desert… glasses that just sit there…
waiting for a waitress…

"Do you need another drink?" Sure… and I give out
another dollar. As I watch her pass up the other
tables…

Soon the 18 year old daughter looks at me and asks…
"why don't you give me a tip?" Then her mother, my
wife's sister says "you have already given out 4
dollars… are you rich or something?"

I tell her "I'm just testing an idea"… then our
glasses are filled once again…

Her birthday cake came with every waitress (6 in all)
singing happy birthday. All service stopped in the
place. Everyone was looking at our table while we
sang.

They all (the waitresses) looked at me and started
giggling. I smiled back…

As we got up to leave… all the waitresses formed a
line to say goodbye. I've been coming to this
restaurant for one year now… I've never seen that!

My sister in law tells me it's the best time she every
had at a restaurant here in Las Vegas… everyone in
Vegas is so jaded. Everyone looks at me like I'm a
KING…

King Will… King of Las Vegas…

Now listen to this…

All I spent tipping was… SEVEN DOLLARS!!!!!

Seven dollars to be the King of Las Vegas.

And I NEVER used any NLP!!!!!!!

Will (Glenn here. Will had bought $500 of my God-Like NLP by the time he
tried this. He was using NLP, he just didn't realize consciously what he was
doing!)

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Here is the "Dollar Bill" NLP Test - Homework:

***Directions...***

Each time your waitress brings you something, fills your glass - anything.
You hand her a dollar bill. Say "Thank you."

That's it. You don't have to know nuthin'. You are in for some very
interesting meals. You will get the BEST service in the place - too.

P.S. - If you felt like having some fun. Went to other tables. Explained
what you are doing. Clued the manager or the bartender in. And you plus two
or three OTHER tables full of people started handing the waitress or waiter
dollar bills.

Have you impacted people's EMOTIONS on every level? Oh YEAH!

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OK. God-Like Homework -- NLP IQ Test Question #3 - This is the MOST powerful
method our buyers have found for meeting women. Attracting women. ANY age.
Any culture.

Tongue tied? Shy? Don't know what to say?

Print out this page.

Hand it to women - ask them to write out some words and compare what is on
the page with how their "Brain writing" looks.

Ask their opinion, "Should I buy this Handwriting Game and System? Here are
some examples of what is in it. Are they accurate - or not?

FREE Handwriting Analysis Self Test

Directions: Take out paper and pen. Write a short sentence - in cursive not
printed writing - and sign it. Topic? Anything. Then Analyze your own
Personality Traits using the following 12 Quiz Questions.

Question #1 - You dot your i's and j's very close to the stem -- You might be
an accountant or programmer. You have a good memory. But if your dots are
away from the stem - you HATE detailed work.

Question #2 - Your m's and n's have a natural "v" at the baseline. -- You are
an analytical person. You sift and weigh facts before making a decision.

Question #3 - Your m's and n's are needle sharp at the tops. -- You have a
lightning fast mind. You make SNAP decisions about people and situations. You
are impatient. Slow drivers and people who TALK slowly drive you NUTS.

Question #4 - Your m's and n's are rounded on top. -- You take more time to
make decisions. You get all the facts. Ask for other opinions. You may be one
of the SLOW talkers who drive people from Question #3 - nuts.

Question #5 - You have figure 8's in your writing.- You are a fantastic
speaker. You change thoughts quickly. You would make an excellent public
speaker, writer.

Question #6 - Your letter o's and a's are wide. --You are VERY blunt and open
when asked for your opinion. Too honest at times.

Question #7 - You cross your T's high on the stem. -- This reveals hi self
esteem, positive self image. Self confidence. One of the KEYS to success.

Question #8 - You have big loops in your y's, g's, and j's -- You are a hi
energy person, great physical imagination, big sex drive.

Question #9 - Your writing has breaks btwn letters - inside words. Or you
print and write cursive in the same words. --You have developed a 6th sense.
You are sometimes able to intuitively predict what will happen next.

Question #10 - Perfectionist -- Your writing is perfectly straight even when
writing on a blank sheet of paper. Level and even sentences.

Question #11 - Optimism -- On that same blank page, your handwriting slopes
up from lf to right.

Question #12 - Talkative -- Open letters in open circle letters like a's and
o's. The bigger the gaps in your writing the more out-going and chatty you
are.

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God-LIKE NLP IQ Test Question #4 - Homework:

***Directions:***

This idea comes from a young 7th grade girl. My 200 million dollar mentor
applies it in his business. I've tried it and found out why. It realy packs
a wallop!

Again. Get some postcards or 3 by 5 cards.

Write: "I Appreciate May...because:" - on 5 or 10 of them.

Again, watch, observe, compliment, be specific. Use his or her name on each
card. You can even ask others who work their. Then write down any
compliments they have. VERY powerful.

Do not - under ANY circumstances write ANYTHING even slightly critical or
humorous. Nobody can take a joke.

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Saved the best for last. But unless you already have a color camera, it will
cost you some money to do this one.

Buy a color instant camera and film.

Where EVER you find people. Take a picture. Even the super market checker.
Take her pic. Hand her the picture when your turn comes. Tell her you
couldn't resist. You like the way her earrings sparkle. Her nails and her
eyeshadow and her outfit are all color co-ordinated.

At a restaurant - a photo at each meal course - with a note on the back.
Hint, hint - remember that Thank you 3 by 5 card idea.

Do you think if you COMBINE two powerful Trance making God-Like NLP ideas -
the Impact might be REALLY BIG, BOLD and wonderful?

Could be. I won't spoil the suspense for you.

Remember. PASS/FAIL.

Do you DARE to do something different? We'll see. Won't we.

Glenn Osborn

P.S. - By the way - IF you had something valuable to Give to these VERY happy
people - just above...you could convert their laughter and fun into money in
your pocket. That's what "Big Red Nose Club" member get.

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Rudy just gave me permision to share this success story.

Enjoy.

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Dear Glenn

You asked me to write my experiences (so far) with
______________ (Super Spinach)…

You wanted it specific… no longer than 1 to 2 pages.

Ok… I'll start from the beginning.

I was listening to one of your tape sets about the
Landscaper who stayed up all night cutting grass… he
had 2 or 3 girlfriends… and had the ENERGY of 2 to 3
younger men.

I thought "What was he taking so he could do that?…
I'm getting tired thinking about it… was he on some
sort of drug?

Glenn… on that tape you said… "He was eating Super
Spinach!"

Super Spinach?… what the hell is Super Spinach!

If someone can date 2 to 3 women… and still stay up
all night cutting grass… this is something I have GOT
to try!

So… I called you and got the "Super Spinach".

I took it just like you told me… after 4 days strange
stuff started to happen… my dandruff started getting
thicker… my skin started to scale and rash… I went to
the toilet, and a lot more was coming out than normal…

I FREAKED!

I emailed you and you told me to take fewer of the
capsules… this was just my body's way of getting rid
of the toxins… Ok… I cut back on the capsules…
continued to take the "Super Spinach"…

On the 6th day… I was sitting on the couch… watching
TV… I was feeling a little funny… something inside my
head said, "let's go out for a walk… we need time to
think stuff out"…

I put on my jacket… and walked for 2 hours!

My wife asked, "what's going on?"

I said, "nothing… just needed time to think"

"Something is happening… you didn't finish dinner… you
washed all the dishes… you helped your son with his
homework… now you come back from an 2 hour walk?"

"When did YOU start exercising again?"

I looked back at my wife, "exercising… I hate that
stuff… all it gives me is PAIN"

"So… you are telling me a 2 hour walk is NOT
exercise?" she said with her you think you're fooling
me look on her face.

"Yeah… I didn't know it was 2 hours… I'm just not
tired enough to sit down and watch TV"

Then it hit me like a bug EXPLODING against a car
windshield travelling at 150 mph… ENERGY… I now have
extra ENERGY!

All my friends tell me I've changed… I seem to be
happy about something… they can't put their finger on
it…

I'm not tired as before… I don't take a nap on the
couch after dinner…

I can hold a thought till completion… a power of using
my brain that is so NEW to me…

I'm now putting together a workout plan that I WILL
enjoy… doing something that's FUN for me! Something
that FINALLY will work this extra weight off…

Yesterday… my wife said I look like I've lost 10
pounds… "Super Spinach" is my secret to EXTRA ENERGY!
I can't wait to see what happens next!

Will

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Testimonial

Dear friend,

You have been buying some of my marketing and GOD-LIKE NLP stuff.
Congratulations. These ideas WILL change your life.

What you may not know is that I was not always so good at combining NLP &
marketing.

Until 7 years ago.

A beautiful brunette paid me $10,000 to grow her Super Spinach business.
You can't sell what you aren't enthusiastic about, right?

So I started eating Super Spinach.

Nothing.

I was ready to quit after 3 weeks. But I talked to the brunettes Up-line
person. This lady was making $25,000 a month selling Super Spinach.

She did a lot of it by FEEDING Super Spinach to peoples' pets.

In 5 days - the sluggish, sickly dog, cat, ferret - was doing somersaults!
Glowing coat. So the people tried the Super Spinach too!

Anyway...

She told me it's not like a drug or a vitamin. Eating a LOT won't hurt you.
The Super Spinach is really right out of nature. EAt 50 capsules for
breakfast and 50 more for lunch. Until you FEEL extra energy.

I did. Didn't sleep for 48 hours.

Seven years later...

• I have boundless energy.
• Have lost some weight without trying.
• Never get any colds or flu - not in 7 years. (I just never get sick)
• Have a much better, faster, sharper memory

Best of all - I FEEL lots smarter. (My bank account says so.) I'm doing
things with clients and on Ebay that I couldn't do before.

Glenn Osborn

P.S. - The NUMBER one Reason Why people (A) Go to the Doctor is the SAME as
why they eat (B) Super Spinach. They ALL want EXTRA ENERGY.

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Fred Gets Rid of a Cold/Cough In One Day

Dear Glenn,

I got the Super Spinach you helped me order. Opened the bottle and
Dry-swollowed 10 capsules right there in the apartment hallway.

Then I went to work. About an hour later I ate 10 more capsules with water.
I waited an hour. Ate 10 more. Waited 30 minutes. Ate 10 more. Then 10
more 30 minutes after that.

You were right. By the end of the day my caugh had stopped. I felt more
energetic too.

I've noticed I sleep only 5 hours instead of 7 to 9 hours a night.

And I feel great. So as a "Big Red Nose Club" member I'm giving out samples
to all my friends.

Thanks for checking out my "Me-What's in it for YOU" - page.

Glenn Osborn

P.S. - Many of our bidders and buyers ask if I know of any product, service
or information that they can sell. Something that is easy, profitable,
stream of income - this means people buy over and over so you get a check
that grows larger every month.

P.P.S. - One last thing. Members of the "Big Red Nose Club" do no selling.
You give away FREE samples. People feel more energy. You refer them to us.
We do the selling work for you.
You sample & refer. We do all the selling.

posted by Glenn Osborn at 8:22 AM